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Notice: One exclamation mark will do. Anything over that that isn't something like ?!! is complete overkill, and just says No one listens to me so I must make myself seem louder. Boo hoo. Try harder. We already know you're maxed to your limits, but it's obviously not working.

Badou, if you are even one minute late coming home, I will be very ( Read more... )

Mental note to self: Making bloody hand prints on Badou's walls and then painting them over again after he runs away is the best possible entertainment ( Read more... )

So busy lately... What with

A) Pulling bullets out of some one's rib cage ( Read more... )

NOTICE:

1. It's a puppet, not a fiery chasm of death and destruction.

2. So don't scream in my ear.

3. If you should happen across a more-insane-than-the-stereotype-Irishman, please direct your attention to another street.

4. Those looking for business with Reira, forget it. I've kidnapped her.

I must say, I rather ENJOY the novelty of not having to wake up at SIX for work, just so that I can do OTHER people's jobs for them, at the cost of their own incompetence.

Very nice.

Of course, it would be nicer if a certain someone were around to actually enjoy my days off with in ways best not described to the public, but I digress.You see, ( Read more... )

...This place is still bad for my health.

If I knew the Gaelic for "narrow-minded idiot", I would say it, but I don't.

Coincidentally, I discovered last night that one may vomit blood and let it hit the ceiling if one is lying in bed.

very interesting.

Mello. It occurs to me that you are Catholic. For that purpose, it would be best if you do not visit my home. We have a decided Anti-Christ pageant going on that I would simply hate for you to be caught in the middle of ( Read more... )

My god, Purgatory has turned into a drama section ( Read more... )

...Farfarello. I know it's difficult but Stay inside.

I...want a cat. To name Jack The Ripper.

Shush, Farfarello. Just shush.